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My Mooncup Got Stuck
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My Mooncup Got Stuck
Trying to be environmental
Tampons and towels drive me mental
I went to WOW festival and bought a Mooncup
They gave me the wrong size and then it got stuck!
I’d bought a new saucepan to boil it in
Just so I could keep it clean
But the bloody thing got stuck in my cunt
I couldn’t get it out because my nails were blunt
Squatting on the bathroom floor
For half an hour till my legs were sore
Finally managed to get a grip
Tried to pull the cup out but my fingers slipped
Went back in for another try
Biting my lip trying not to cry
Finally got it out with a vicious roar
There was blood all over the bathroom floor!
Trying to be environmental
Tampons and towels drive me mental
I went to WOW festival and bought a Mooncup
They gave me the wrong size and then it got stuck!
Promised myself I would try again
But I couldn’t face the angst and pain
So I bought some reusable sanitary pads
I’m environment friendly without the bad.
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Grrrls
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Butterbox
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Lizard Horse London, UK
Spiky bi-furious feminist pop band based in London.
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